THIS MADNESS HAS GOT TO STOP

If Digger Phelps of ESPN and his dynamic two-step keeps snatching up hot ACC girls, there’s going to be none left for the rest of us.

We’ve highlighted the dancing exploits of The Worldwide Leader’s resident tie/highlighter fashion coordinator here on NSF in the past, but this ESPN College Gameday video clip just seems…different than the rest.

First off, the Clemson cheerleader in question here isn’t even dancing. She’s just kind of sauntering around the floor at Littlejohn Coliseum and half-heartedly pushing Digger around to the tones of “Walk Away” by Kelly Clarkson.

Meanwhile, Digger’s just got that dirty-old-man look in his eye as the dancer runs her little hands all over his Armani.

We’ve said it once and we’ll say it again – when College Gameday comes rolling into town, lock your coeds up. Digger is coming to get them.